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  1. Happy New Year to you all! I really hope 2007 goes a heck of alot better than 2006 did! I wish you all the best of health and the best of friendships!!! :P You guys are all great!!! :D

    hugs to you all,

    Pooks :D

  2. You Are 28% Evil

    A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.

    In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

    Dang, and I thought I was a good person...whoops!

    Pooks :P

  3. Alfred E. Neuman: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have

    a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

    Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,

    wholesome things money can buy."

    Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me


    Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life

    at all."

    George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

    George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of

    getting married."

    Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a

    condemned building."

    Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as

    meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

    Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase

    sexual arousal in women. Among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."

    Just gotta love some of these quotes! :P Hope u all enjoy!

    Pooks :D

    Senior Exercises

    The Doc told me to start an exercise program.

    Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:

    Beat around the bush

    Jump to conclusions

    Climb the walls

    Wade through the morning paper

    Drag my heels

    Push my luck

    Make mountains out of mole hills

    Hit the nail on the head

    Bend over backwards

    Jump on the Band Wagon

    Run around in circles

    Advise Prime Minister

    On how to run the country..

    Toot my own horn..

    Pull out all the stops..

    Add fuel to the fire..

    Open a can of worms..

    Put my foot in my mouth..

    Start the ball rolling..

    Go over the edge..

    Pick up the pieces..

    Kneel in prayer..

    Bow my head in thanksgiving...

    Uplift my hands in praise..

    Hug someone and encourage them..

    What a Workout!