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[Coder 0]

I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.

A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell

A core dump is your computer's way of saying "Here's what's on my mind, what's on yours?"

A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. - Doug Linder

A hacker does for love what others would not do for money.

A nerd is someone whose life revolves around computers and technology. A geek is someone whose life revolves around computers and technology, and likes it!

Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

And God said "Let there be light." But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer.

APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.

Application has reported a 'Not My Fault' in module KRNL.EXE in line 0200:103F

Being married to a programmer is like having a cat. You talk to it but you're never really sure if it hears you, much less comprehends what you say.

Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released. Beta is Latin for 'still doesn't work.'

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne 'Stumpy' Stroustrup

C Programmers do it recursively.

C.O.B.O.L - Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language.

Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good. And when it is bad, it is better than nothing. - Dick Brandon

Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object!

Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.

FATAL ERROR! SYSTEM HALTED! - Press any key to do nothing...

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family.

Frequent lock ups are a symptom of not enough memory but only in the way that nosebleeds are a symptom of gunshot wounds to the head.

Give me one good compiler and I can redesign the world.

God is real... unless declared an integer.

Hey! It compiles! Ship it!

I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

I thought I had a back-up, but she refused to type it in again.

ICMP: The protocol that goes PING!

If computers were a religion, I'd be the Pope.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce today would cost $100, get a million miles to the gallon, and explode once every few weeks, killing everyone inside.

If the Start Windows Restart when Windows starts check box is checked Windows Restart will start automatically every time Windows is started. - Actual excerpt from a windows program help file

If you declare love, what identifier scope does it have?

Life's unfair - but root password helps!

M.C.S.E :- Minesweeper Consultant & Solitaire Expert

Marketer to coder: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."

mv bin/laden /dev/null

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

No trees were killed in the creation of this message. However, many electrons were terrible inconvenienced.

PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Programmer's Drinking Song: 99 programming bugs in the code/99 programing bugs/Fix one bug/compile it again/now there's 100 bugs in the code! (repeat until bugs==0)

Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without RETURN.

Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rich Cook

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.

RTFM: No just an acronym, it's the LAW!

Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

Software isn't released, it's allowed to escape.

Standards are industry's way of codifying obsolescence.

Students nowadays, complaining they only get 5MBs of disk space! In my day we were lucky if we had one file, and that was /dev/null.

The programmer's national anthem is 'AAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHH!!'.

The three most dangerous things are a programmer with a soldering iron, a manager who codes, and a user who gets ideas.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't...

There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.

Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred...

True software development embraces consistent inconsistency.

You know you're obsessed with computer graphics when you're outside and you look up at the trees and think, "Wow! That's spectacular resolution!"

You know you've spent too much time on the computer when you spill milk and the first thing you think is, 'edit, undo.'

You've heard about the computer programmer that died while washing his hair in the shower. The instructions said, 'Lather, rinse, repeat.'

[balder 1]

Tradgicly good, cheers

[Coder 0]

Tradgicly good, cheers

Cheers balder...seen you at many same places...we must have some same constant path :stuart: