Alfred E. Neuman: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have
a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things money can buy."
Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me
neither."
Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life
at all."
George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."
Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a
condemned building."
Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal in women. Among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL."
Just gotta love some of these quotes! Hope u all enjoy!
Pooks
Senior Exercises
The Doc told me to start an exercise program.
Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head
Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles
Advise Prime Minister
On how to run the country..
Toot my own horn..
Pull out all the stops..
Add fuel to the fire..
Open a can of worms..
Put my foot in my mouth..
Start the ball rolling..
Go over the edge..
Pick up the pieces..
Kneel in prayer..
Bow my head in thanksgiving...
Uplift my hands in praise..
Hug someone and encourage them..
What a Workout!
