Ok well bear with me here, I got to lans where we use dc and there are at times over 300 people waiting to get stuff off me. I usually have an away message simply stating that there is alot of people waiting and to be patient. But I was wondering if it's possible with my away message to make it output something like this:
Hi, all [amount of upload slots] are currently in use, you're [place in queue] out of [Size of queue] please be patient and wait.
or something like that? is it possible if so how?